Status Updates From Whit (Unexpected, #1)

“Come here,” he says and pulls me up, pressing his mouth to mine and kissing me roughly. “I’m going to wreck you,”he says, and I groan my acceptance. He can have me.

I love them.

He’s good-looking in a rugged way. He’s not my type at all. I like petite men, pretty men. Caleb is not pretty or petite. Not at all. No, it’s worse. He’s sex. All-consuming sex.

And Whit being just as smitten. 😊

I’m not close enough to him. I want to crawl inside of him, to put up permanent residence. Caleb lives here.

I don't care what anyone says, I love a velcro love interest.

They say I have a crush. Nah, it’s an obsession. Because straight guys don’t have crushes on other dudes. Nope.

Here for the vibes. 💅

This is so freaking cute i love it

Caleb: I'm straight.

{Him being sad because Whit didn't sleep in their apartment. And started to think Whit was sleeping with someone and Caleb feels jealous about this.}
Me: Are you sure you're straight, my man?

(Also Magnus is so funny 😭)

“Because I’m a size queen.”
“What the hell is that?” I grumble, and he turns beet red.
“I…well, I prefer large…you know.”
My mouth opens and shuts, and then a loud laugh erupts out of me, and people turn to stare.
“Well, shit. Maybe we should go at it then. You could be my first,” I joke.”

😭😂😂

This is funny 🤣😭

Holy peak

Plot so outrageous it’s making me laugh instead of be upset about a lack of substance

This book is so funny that I’m ignoring all the jumps and cringe xx