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Corey
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What the fuck is up with the lore here man
— Mar 07, 2026 11:15PM
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Corey
is on page 52 of 130
Just say cum
"My sweet cream" shut the fuck up
— Mar 07, 2026 02:01AM
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"My sweet cream" shut the fuck up
Corey
is on page 42 of 130
A 6'5" cis man saying he's not and never has been considered "conventionally attractive" is going to make me lose my mind
Bro you are LITERALLY conventionally attractive shut upppp
— Mar 03, 2026 11:38AM
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Bro you are LITERALLY conventionally attractive shut upppp
Corey
is on page 28 of 130
I hate both of these characters.
"Guys don't go after girls like me who (describes an extremely normal woman)"
Shut uppppp
— Mar 03, 2026 05:00AM
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"Guys don't go after girls like me who (describes an extremely normal woman)"
Shut uppppp
Corey
is on page 15 of 130
Is
Is this a fated mate thing
Is this fated mate gingerbread men
Do you have to find not just a partner but THE partner before your deadline where you become a gingerbread man forever
— Feb 28, 2026 12:29AM
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Is this a fated mate thing
Is this fated mate gingerbread men
Do you have to find not just a partner but THE partner before your deadline where you become a gingerbread man forever
Em
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I want it on the record that I'm reading this as a JOKE. Please don't judge me.
— Jan 26, 2025 09:28AM
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maskflora
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holly please dont eat this poor man hes CRYING DONT EAT HIM HES JUST A GINGERBREAD MAN!
— Jan 08, 2025 09:30AM
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maskflora
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Eddy had to be gay and jealous like move on
— Jan 08, 2025 09:07AM
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maskflora
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since when is 6'2 a turn off and to who. please lmk.
— Jan 08, 2025 08:30AM
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