Status Updates From Zoey Is Too Drunk for This ...

HIS WIENER GOT CUT OFF FOR REAL?!!??!??!???!??!!!?!!?

Oh they’re good. I love scheming characters 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Yea I’d believe he has a little plan too

I love how Wong is tying everything together

“Aviv is making this all about himself again”
Brother got kidnapped, Zoey 😹😹😹😹 I love this series

I know this isn’t a kids’ book where every works out perfectly for a happily ever after but I’m gonna be so sad if the Suits die 😭😭😭

People could be unconscious for a while! That’s why so many people die in national parks-even tho they fall and land close by they don’t respond bc they’re unconscious

i've seen people complain about zoey making dumb choices but 1 she IS dumb in general and about this world 2 it's consistent 3 she learns a little bit but never enough to stop making bad choices
ALSO i will always stan a chubby, dumb woman. we need more queens like this

that really is how evangelical lunatics talk :/

to be fair to the fascist, i know a decent amount of dumbasses who vote for forcibly getting rid of undesirables despite being in that group and the reason is they never consider that they're part of it, again despite being very clearly in the box drawn. it's infuriating. but he does have a point-a lot of people support shit bc they're stupid and don't fully see what's going on :/

to be fair to the fascist, i know a decent amount of dumbasses who vote for forcibly getting rid of undesirables despite being in that group and the reason is they never consider that they're part of it, again despite being very clearly in the box drawn. it's infuriating. but he does have a point-a lot of people support shit bc they're stupid and don't fully see what's going on :/

Just like “Bat-Eater and Other Names for Cora Zeng.” The real horror is like real life. There isn’t just one psycho other there. There’s a group of normal seeming dudes egging each other on

OH SHIT I GOT PLAYED 🗣️🗣️🗣️ damn the holograms got me again 😭😭😭😭