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Johanna
is 94% done
HIS WIENER GOT CUT OFF FOR REAL?!!??!??!???!??!!!?!!?
— Apr 18, 2026 01:53AM
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Johanna
is 93% done
Oh they’re good. I love scheming characters 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
— Apr 18, 2026 12:35AM
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Johanna
is 85% done
I love how Wong is tying everything together
— Apr 17, 2026 11:54PM
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Johanna
is 78% done
“Aviv is making this all about himself again”
Brother got kidnapped, Zoey 😹😹😹😹 I love this series
— Apr 17, 2026 10:44PM
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Brother got kidnapped, Zoey 😹😹😹😹 I love this series
Johanna
is 74% done
I know this isn’t a kids’ book where every works out perfectly for a happily ever after but I’m gonna be so sad if the Suits die 😭😭😭
— Apr 17, 2026 10:13PM
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Johanna
is 72% done
People could be unconscious for a while! That’s why so many people die in national parks-even tho they fall and land close by they don’t respond bc they’re unconscious
— Apr 17, 2026 09:57PM
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Johanna
is 67% done
i've seen people complain about zoey making dumb choices but 1 she IS dumb in general and about this world 2 it's consistent 3 she learns a little bit but never enough to stop making bad choices
ALSO i will always stan a chubby, dumb woman. we need more queens like this
— Apr 16, 2026 05:52AM
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ALSO i will always stan a chubby, dumb woman. we need more queens like this
Johanna
is 63% done
that really is how evangelical lunatics talk :/
— Apr 16, 2026 05:13AM
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Johanna
is 54% done
to be fair to the fascist, i know a decent amount of dumbasses who vote for forcibly getting rid of undesirables despite being in that group and the reason is they never consider that they're part of it, again despite being very clearly in the box drawn. it's infuriating. but he does have a point-a lot of people support shit bc they're stupid and don't fully see what's going on :/
— Apr 16, 2026 03:59AM
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Johanna
is 54% done
to be fair to the fascist, i know a decent amount of dumbasses who vote for forcibly getting rid of undesirables despite being in that group and the reason is they never consider that they're part of it, again despite being very clearly in the box drawn. it's infuriating. but he does have a point-a lot of people support shit bc they're stupid and don't fully see what's going on :/
— Apr 16, 2026 03:59AM
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Johanna
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Just like “Bat-Eater and Other Names for Cora Zeng.” The real horror is like real life. There isn’t just one psycho other there. There’s a group of normal seeming dudes egging each other on
— Apr 14, 2026 03:31AM
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Johanna
is 44% done
OH SHIT I GOT PLAYED 🗣️🗣️🗣️ damn the holograms got me again 😭😭😭😭
— Apr 12, 2026 06:12AM
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