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Lex Rose
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Jason Pargin has a way of describing things that you can’t unvisualize it once you read it. So far the visuals that won’t unstick are an alien entity being likened to one of Prince’s cod pieces and three day old room temperature pizza being likened to being splashed with toilet water and calling it a water slide.
— Jan 08, 2026 06:35AM
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