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"well actually, buddy, sit down, you're drunk.
unferth, you've run your mouth about breca, me
and our sea-swagger, but let me drop some truth
into your tangent. i've been better on the water,
deeper in the srink, and stronger in the swin,
than any man alive. breca and i were boys
together. our desires were only dares, one upon
the other, brother to brother, maybe you know this story?"
— Dec 25, 2025 11:02AM
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unferth, you've run your mouth about breca, me
and our sea-swagger, but let me drop some truth
into your tangent. i've been better on the water,
deeper in the srink, and stronger in the swin,
than any man alive. breca and i were boys
together. our desires were only dares, one upon
the other, brother to brother, maybe you know this story?"
