Status Updates From The Unicorn Woman

"who got all romantic in it, who wished she could have been somebody's dear (not deer) during the war."

I think I could have guessed we weren't talking about a deer but thanks for the clarification

"You're Greek to me. You're Greeker than the Greeks. You're more Greek than the Greeks."

I swear I'm trying with this book but when lines like this come out I want to put it down and touch grass

Sir why are you thinking about squirrels when you are trying to break up with your on and off again girlfriend

One second we are dreaming about a Unicorn woman the next second we are discussing racist terminology

This book is giving me whip lash

"Curiosity is a part of passion. Passion is the foundation of curiosity, or curiosity is the foundation of passion"

Men say a lot of nothing to get what they want

"You men just tickle me silly. If I went to a carnival show and saw a horned man, a unicorn man, that I liked and that took my fancy, I wouldn't worry me a bit about whether the horn was real or not. I would spend my time wondering about what the natural man was like."

Aunty Maggie gets it

How the hell did I forget this book is about a unicorn woman

This book is wild I went from rage to cackling in a Costa in two pages

"I don't believe it. They don't have coloured unicorns. All the unicorns I've ever seen have been white."

I'm currently sitting in Costa with my eye twitchin - Sir you do know Unicorns aren't real right?

"Men like to call women forward, but a man's more forward than a woman any day."

I already forgot this woman's name but I agree

"She could be somebody's darling. Anybody's dear. That is, if you didn't know the Unicorn Woman existed."

I'm not sure I understand his obsession, he doesn't even know the woman's name