Status Updates From Lady of the Forest

Oh my God, I did it somehow. I have many thoughts that I can't process at the moment

It's the last chapter and I'm very nervous

I have literally no idea how this is going to end but I think they're going to try to bother me a little more

Everyone's plans and ideas are pissing me off. Literally forget about King Richard I beg you!!!

You know I was judging Marion earlier for thinking that sleeping with Robin would solve every problem, but she was kind of right. Now he's committed to her and ready to make the big decisions. I guess she assessed the situation correctly

You know I was judging Marian for thinking sleeping with Robin wou

It appears that the only thing that can unlock Robin's personality is getting laid. It's very silly but I don't really mind because like I said now he has a personality

Getting laid is not sufficient substitute for PTSD medication and therapy. Can we not try a hug? An open and honest conversation?

These stupid horny bitches are driving me crazy

60% and no kissing. Marian loves Robin but Robin is still being whiny little bitch. Free me from this torment

If they don't kiss by 60% I'm throwing something

Poor Marion has been through the worst 48 hours of her life I think. They're putting her through the fucking ringer. It would be nice if Robin Hood could be heroic soon, considering he's you know a legendary hero

ARCHERY!!! FINALLY!!!

Ok obviously sir guy is going to be a villain but so far he at least cares about Marian's existence, whereas I'm not entirely sure Robin knows her name

I like the book so far but I keep forgetting it's supposed to be about Robin Hood. No outlawry has happened yet

I hope every man dies in this except for Robin and even he's on thin ice tbh

The fact that Robin isn't trying to kill the men that are harassing her doesn't make him any hotter

In this adaptation Robin is depressed and rude and blonde, ew. I'm ignoring the blonde part. And Alan a Dale is a male manipulator lol