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Suewellyn you are for sure too stupid to live but I'm sure you'll live anyway after more dramatics

Hahaha I love the way these books make me feel like I'm indulging in gossip. I like it even though I also don't like it. But someone is going to need to attempt murder soon to keep this interesting. Also stfu Malcolm about how "Susannah" has changed. Yes, she's changed, you broken record. "Did something happen?" Well there was a whole mass tragedy yes, gee could that have done it?

I don't really like Suewellyn either. I think I'm supposed to feel sorry for her but she kinda lost me a long time ago. Not sure why she thinks she's so much better than Susannah. They seem like two of a kind, one just covers her bullshit up with niceties better. Grumbling Giant volcano, please come back and take care of this

I don't see what everyone thinks is so mesmerizing about Susannah. Ooooh she's kinda bitchy and makes us all feel bad and looks down on us. I'm just enamored! Hoping she gets covered in lava soon.