Status Updates From The Last Passenger

I would have slapped the dog shit out of Fran literally 🙄👋🏾🐕💩

They are having a "good times" moment reverting to meatballs made from dog food 🤷🏽‍♀️oh well do what u gotta do

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 SMITH AIN’T WRONG! They really have been going through evolution in reverse!

🤣🤣🤣 Caz finally gets ALL this terrifying information and suddenly says she’s not hungry anymore! Girl, WHAT?! 😭 And now we find out Fran didn’t open that box?! 👀 Every time I think I understand what’s happening, this damn ship throws another WTF at me! 🚢😳🍿

🤣🤣🤣 YESSSS! This is giving Black Mirror BIG TIME! 😳📺🚢

This book has officially gone from mystery cruise to dystopian psychological nightmare with a subscription fee. 🤯🍿

😬😬😬 THE VIEWERS ARE IN CHARGE?! Oh helllllll no! 🤯

At this point, stop assuming there are rules and assume EVERYTHING is possible. 😩🚢👀 damn 😔

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭 RATS. EVERYWHERE. 🐀🐀🐀I was already struggling with the no food situation, but RATS?! Absolutely the hell not! 😩🚢 At this point, the ship has officially become my worst nightmare. 😂
And Caz is STILL expected to survive on this floating hellscape?! Girl, I would've tapped out AGAIN. ✌🏽🤣

WHY are they playing with these people when it comes to the FOOD?! 😒😒 I’m getting mad and I’m not even on that damn boat! 😂🚢 Feed these people! This ain’t funny anymore—folks are hungry and I’m taking it personally! 🤣🍴

The SECOND they told me to jump into that water, I would've said Y'all got it. I'm going home.
Millions or not, my life is worth more than that check! 😭🌊🚢 Sorry, admiral 🫡! 😂

By golly I got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This is giving Squid Game meets Survivor on the Titanic! 🚢😳 They’re competing for millions while trapped on a ship with dwindling food, no water, and some creepy-ass voice controlling the whole thing. 😬
And I’m STILL wondering… what happened to Pete?! 👀

No food = no functioning. Sorry, not sorry! 🤷🏽‍♀️😂
They’re out here surviving on determination and fumes, meanwhile I’d be like, Y’all go ahead without me. I’m looking for snacks.😭🍫
Especially after knowing there’s FOOD behind those locked doors?! That would be my villain origin story. 😂🚢

Pete on the suspect list🤨🤔?! Because honestly…where the hell did this man go in the first place?! 😬🚢

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Smith really is providing the comic relief in the middle of all this madness! Every time things get tense, this man says something that has me like SIR, THIS IS NOT THE TIME! 😂😂