Status Updates From The Rise of Renegade X (Ren...

No, Gordon, I think YOU'RE the one who needs to realize that things aren't black and white. You're the one who can't grok that Damien is both your son but also different from you in any way.

This actually makes it worse, because it shows that Gordon DOES have some level of awareness, that on some level he IS still himself...but "himself" is still willing to kill Damien.

Gonna be honest, I don't really like Gordon.

"I suppose that's how you'd stop any old supervillain, right?"
"I, um...I might. You never know with me."

Now tell her about what you did to Pete.

If I hadn't already known this book was written by a woman, the random yaoi scheme would have been a clue.

"The name sounds familiar, and I wonder where I've heard it before."

You need to pay more attention to names. Like, how did it take you so long to connect Sarah to your mom's plot? "Kink" is a pretty memorable surname.

I'm almost certain there'd be some kind of system in line to keep this from happening.

"Damien, I'm sorry. I didn't know—how could I?"

My dude. He may not have said the words, "I am afraid of heights," but he wasn't exactly being subtle about it.

I mean, you seemed to get that he was nervous about jumping off a building. Why do you THINK people are nervous about that?

"Cape-fearing family." I think this is supposed to be "cape-wearing family."

"Also, does he really think I have that kind of money, or is he on to me?"

Don't you have that kind of money? You said that you charged $20 to get into your birthday party, and that you had about 200 guests. That's $4,000 right there.

Okay, Damien, I get that you're trying to freak her out, but please stop, you are making me very uncomfortable.

This is simultaneously a clever trick but also should have not have realistically worked.

"Just as no self-respecting superhero would have laser eyes like my mom..."

Superman. Cyclops. Martian Manhunter.

"...no self-respecting villain would be able to fly."

Magneto. Black Adam. Any of the many evil Kryptonians.

Yeah, he's definitely going to be the Crimson Flash.

He seems nice. I hope he's in the story more, even though Damien's dad is obviously going to be the Crimson Flash.

uhhh the r slur??

why is he always getting sexually harassed

mort unserious kids ever i can’t

E-Book- Bedridden and slightly depressed but I’m slowly reading it