Status Updates From We All Want Impossible Things

Omg I read this ladys sandwich book first & if I wouldve know it was the same author, I probably wouldn’t have read this one. I cant put it down, but it’s like getting pulled through the mental gibberish gymnastics crowded mall at Christmas time by the claw of a hyper active rambling _____ (I keep wanting to say crack head, but dont want to be too mean or offensive in any way) but dont know how else to explain!!