Status Updates From The Trouble With Valentine'...

“A $1.75 is a lot to pay for a loaf of bread” direct quote. Homemade bread. Christ

This isn’t aging well

Grandfather to granddaughter “Kate, don’t beat all the guys at pool” he laughed, but she wasn’t sure he was joking.
Translation: “Kate, make yourself smaller. Men don’t like losing or knowing a woman is more skilled at a stupid game than them. It will make him feel bad, and we can’t have that. You should coddle his feelings. Because that is who you want to attract, an emotionally student grown ass man

I hate this guy. Serial adulterer. Played a game of “play stupid games, win stupid prizes” and lost. Did he deserve to get shot? Of course not, no one does. But the dude did risk his entire family life/career on bored sex and had a case of automatic karma. So… oh well. Oh, and this quote “he fell into a depression which he fought against and denied. Depression was for wussies and women, not Rob Setter.” Gag

I’m sorry.. did you really just say that your wife should reward you for “good behavior” because you didn’t cheat this time? When you have admitted to cheated many times before. The fuq? Child, get the hell out of my house with your bullshit

😭😭 a fu Manchu with a soul patch ?!? 😂😂

not perf, but fun and engaging, stayed up till 23:00 and frankly wanted to finish it in one sitting, so thats a win