Status Updates From The Cannibals of Candyland

well.

her vagina stretches out to two feet wide!??? 60 cm!??? I need help

this book is so…….. interesting

This book is so funny it just keeps dumping the craziest pieces of backstory you’ve ever heard. “he walks into his apartment and finds his wife having sex with her mom. she does that sometimes.” “he presses a button on his neck and his head opens to reveal his artificial brain” like ok. literally ok

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