Status Updates From The Dolphins of Altair

Using a quartz crystal to harness zero point energy or whatever, lmao

Cyborg dolphin suicide bombers lmao

> "Yes." He hesitated. "I've been thinking about it a lot. It would take the heat off the sea people and their human allies—if the polar ice caps were to melt." Lmaoooo

Aaaaaaand it's ancient astronauts. Sure

> "I don't doubt that," replied the doctor. "But a basic communication should be possible. After all, both species [dolphins and humans] are mammals."
Sheer honking nonsense assumption, one of many

This book is lousy with psychic hippie shit

Cartoonish misanthropy from some of the human protagonists(?)

And now the human protagonists(?) are suggesting to the dolphins that they trigger an earthquake on the San Andreas Rift - just some casual mass murder!

"We dolphins have a certain psychic reach we can exert, if we choose" these are Earth dolphins, to be clear. Peak 60s shit

"But I had better introduce myself. I am Amtor, a dolphin historian." As in, a sapient dolphin who does history.