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ana ♡
is on page 264 of 357
I COULD GET INTO THE HABIT OF DOING THIS, IN FACT.
‘But you won’t need to, will you, master? […]’
YES. OF COURSE. I HAVE ALWAYS CHOSEN THE PATH OF DUTY.
‘Right, master.’
I AM THOROUGHLY IN CONTROL AND FIRM OF PURPOSE.
‘No problem there, then, master.’
NO NEED TO WORRY AT ALL.
‘Pleased to hear it, master.’
IF I HAD A FIRST NAME, ‘DUTY’ WOULD BE MY MIDDLE NAME.
‘Good.’
NEVERTHELESS… HO. HO. HO.
— May 11, 2026 01:17PM
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‘But you won’t need to, will you, master? […]’
YES. OF COURSE. I HAVE ALWAYS CHOSEN THE PATH OF DUTY.
‘Right, master.’
I AM THOROUGHLY IN CONTROL AND FIRM OF PURPOSE.
‘No problem there, then, master.’
NO NEED TO WORRY AT ALL.
‘Pleased to hear it, master.’
IF I HAD A FIRST NAME, ‘DUTY’ WOULD BE MY MIDDLE NAME.
‘Good.’
NEVERTHELESS… HO. HO. HO.
ana ♡
is on page 180 of 357
A JOB WELL DONE, I FANCY.
‘Hmph,’ said Albert. He sniffed.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT WARM FEELING YOU GET INSIDE?
‘Heartburn!’ Albert snapped.
DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death, NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.
albert you party pooper
— May 11, 2026 09:48AM
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‘Hmph,’ said Albert. He sniffed.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT WARM FEELING YOU GET INSIDE?
‘Heartburn!’ Albert snapped.
DO I DETECT A NOTE OF UNSEASONAL GRUMPINESS? said Death, NO SUGAR PIGGYWIGGY FOR YOU, ALBERT.
albert you party pooper
