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She believed it was a truth that no man ever dried himself thoroughly after showering.

What the dog did not know was that he would be moving in with a cat.

"Mrs. Camp felt that most men moved in slow motion, and that was what attracted women."

"His head looked a little like a cantaloupe--a ridiculous idea, which would be useful just the same;
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She saved the more flattering images of him as things to say to him after making love."

"She had asked her husband to please not drop his house key in it. It was meant to be empty.

When her husband first noticed the bowl, he had peered into it and smiled briefly."