Status Updates From Ausziehen!

I can’t wait to be done with this mess of a book tomorrow. Someone needs to fix my brain so that I can actually dnf books without the dnf haunting me for the rest of my life 😩

No way this man asked her if she had body image issues when she ordered salad and she replied with “I just like lettuce.” What the heck am I even reading??💀

This might be the book for you if you want to read amazing quotes like:

“She had eyes like a beagle puppy, big and brown and soft. If I were her dad I'd have moved to the Antarctic with her by now. Keep her in layers of goose down and feed her whale fat.”

Or

“There are days when I would gladly sell all three of my moronic brothers into slavery for a mozzarella stick.”

/sarc

Well this book is terribly written and problematic so far

I feel like this is going to be one of three options: 1. Laughably bad. 2. Uncomfortable and unpleasant. 3. A hidden gem.

Let’s see how this goes…