Status Updates From One Foot in the Grave (Nigh...

everybody in this series is either boring, forgettable or annoying. the only exception is bones (my husband 𖹭)

everybody in this series is so boring and, or annoying. the only one i like is bones (my husband 𖹭)

good to know men can be slut-shamed too! it's so unnecessary and this like the third time it's happened :/

“you know the old saying. once you go dead, no one’s better in bed.”

cat u may be annoying as hell but that one was iconic

WE ARE SO BACK !! ♡

WE ARE SO BACK<33

actually enjoying this more now!! reading bones putting it to justina was SO satisfying.

“is that what this whole bleedin’ thing was about? you believing i’d turn you into a vampire? bloody hell, kitten, did it ever occur to you to talk to me instead of just running off?”

you'd think so, wouldn't you? i (masochist that i am) adore miscommunication, but this is insane. four years to solve what could've taken, like, five minutes if cat just, you know, talked to her boyfriend.

the reunion isn't reunioning like i hoped it would 😕

the slut shaming was so uncalled for! i swear, cat pmo sometimes