Status Updates From Julius Caesar

"You blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things!"

"For the eye sees not itself, but by reflection, by some other things."

"For let the gods so speed me as I love the name of honor more than I fear death."

"Men at some time are masters of their fates. The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings."

"Therefore it is meet that noble minds keep ever with their likes."

Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar.
*Dies*

Gotta love the stage directions