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idk this is making me wanna read yaoi instead

feeling unintelligent for admitting i'd much rather be reading something fiction LMAOOO

“”the people” like cheap gas. They like chasing post Thanksgiving Day Christmas sales. And if fascism comes, they will like that too if the cost of gas isn’t too high and Comcast comes through with a twenty-four-hour NFL channel.” PH MY GOD HE HIT IT RIGHT IN THE FUNING NOSE

if my grandparents weren't from up north, i'd have half a mind to think this guy was describing the sort of republicans they are to a T

Is this guy genuinely glazing nixon rn

deadass need to read something serious to get my mind off hollanov