Status Updates From Fat Vampire: A Never Coming...

doug had bracing to come between stephin and sejai he was sure of it.

doug and Pamela's interaction is tense and awkward. A dispute over three dollars highlights their emotional disconnect and poor communication

The drama is honestly so much more than just being a vampire. You have Doug, who is basically obsessed with the idea of staying 15 forever and not gaining weight, which is such a weird and intense way to look at immortality. Then there's this super awkward, cringe-worthy tension when he's trying to act cool around a girl, only for it to blow up in his face when things get real and heavy.