Status Updates From The Indian in the Cupboard

I'll give Omri credit for showing restraint. If Little Bro started stabbing me while he was in my pocket, I'd do more than swear at him. He'd be a jelly sandwich, spread between the sidewalk and the sole of my boot. Little Bear is a little shit.

Little Bear DNGAF 😂😂😂 Reading this with my boys and he’s my favorite character by far.

It's going good, I should be finishing up here in the next couple of class periods.

Omri is taking Little Bear to school in his pocket. WTF? Being a retired adolescent boy, the worst place to keep anything is your pocket. All it takes is for Omri to graze the school bus headrest and LB will be bloody gut squash, or at least, have a dozen broken bones. Regardless, if Little Bro were in my pocket, he'd end up in the washing machine.