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OMG I'm not gonna do this to myself. I'm putting this random, incorrect yapping down and keep it just for the fun of the quizzes later. Bro what even is this? Who would publish this??

This is a huge disappointment. It's so boring and full of errors I'm wondering if anyone who's read the book actually proofread that thing. I'm just sitting here with a red pen correcting it as if I'm a grade teacher, official guide next to my lap.