Status Updates From Miss Fortune Cookie

Also did I mention that there are asterisks for the curse words?? I'm not one to use certain language either, but... like, write the words in your book or just leave them out entirely. Reading "F*** the f*** off" as a line of dialogue is the quickest way to pull a reader straight out of the narrative.

I've been totally on board with the events of this book until now - when the main character, together with her brand new love interest, are chasing the best friend to a motel and they've decided to bring love interest's cousin's neighbor's nine-year-old along for the midnight ride for kicks and giggles. Now they're staying in a room at the motel because it's too late at night to wake up the best friend... ???????????