Status Updates From Fairydale

This book is pissing me of so much 😭 it just flew across the room 🥏 solely finishing because it’s nearly done I refuse to put this much time into a book and not finishing it.

Ummmm excuse me? He vomited up all of his organs??

“One second his face is frozen in time with all the pain, shock and agony. The next, his entire body is enveloped by black flames that swallow him whole”

Once again WTF IS HAPPENING?

Wait, WHAT?

WTF IS HAPPENING?! He’s not dead???

HAHAHAHAHA aka awkward

Darcy is killing me 🤣 she really is that bitch. Speak your truth girl!

“Almost as if my very presence threatens Fairydale’s entire fabric of existence.” The foreshadowing in this is so wild. I’m on the edge of my seat.

Many bad things have happened here but I think the craziest one is the fact that this girl had to lose her virginity 3 times over. To a guy with a monster dick, apparently. She deserves eternal happiness for that alone.

“Is that what it’s called?” I ask curiously
“Cock”

When I tell you I laughed out loud. Summink about reading that and listening to the audiobook at the same time made it extra funny. Wtf am I reading and why.

-_-

Ironic how there's so much sx at 69% hahahaha⚰️
Almost done and I have much to say.

Forsøger lige for anden gang og læse den her. Wish me luck
Forhåbentlig kan lydbog noget mere 🤞🏻

I didn’t know what to read so I found an app, put all the books on my shelf on it, and spun the wheel and this was the lucky winner. I am excited for this and nervous at the same time..let’s see how it goes!