Status Updates From The Woman in the Library

this reads more and more like an australian pretending to be an american and trying to make as many digs as possible, bc i assure you we do think our chocolate is better than at least australias (especially bc we have cadbury in here, and this is an english chocolate, not australian)

eewww why is this white complaining about not being able to leverage diversity to get what he wants

this girl needs a better america informant; "We tend to say cellphone here, americans like to be specific" fucking what???

we absolutely do say beanie?? what