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It's the ePub version with this cover.

i'd rather get skullfucked by a t-1000.

THIS BOOK HAS BEEN TERMINATED

“If you could just lie down?”

He complied, stretching out full length on the bunk. Oddly enough, he looked bigger lying down than he had before, far more imposing, possibly because he seemed to take up the entire bunk?

help me, sweet baby jesus

help me to endure

This one has some snerk-funny bits where the cyborgs are baffled by romantic communication.

Bronte huffed. “It will take a lot longer to make this trip if one of you has to carry me all the way.”
He gave her an indecipherable look. “It could take forever, Bronte, and it would not matter. Without you there would be no reason to journey.”

“The hold, Gideon! Not here!”
“I do not need to go into the hold,” Gideon growled. “I will strangle that son-of-a-bitch with my bare hands. There will be no sound at all save for his gurgling as I choke the life out of him.”

“I think I will rest in the hold.”
“There is no bed,” Jerico pointed on.
“I would rather sleep on the floor than wake to find Bronte trying to saw my balls off with a toothbrush!” Gideon snarled. “Unlike Gabriel, I am fond of mine!”

There was a scraping sound and then the sound of flesh smacking into flesh followed by a loud crash … as of someone falling down a ladder, because she heard dull clangs preceding the loud crash like a foot striking several rungs.
“That was … a dishonorable blow, Gideon!” Jerico ground out. “You might at least have allowed him to get down the ladder before you kicked him in the face!”

“Soldiers get rowdy when they have been too long from action,” Gideon offered.
Bronte stared at him. Apparently he recalled that they had seen ‘action’ only the day before when both Jerico and Gabriel had been shot escaping with her. “It was a long flight to Earth,” he added uncomfortably.

The pad of his thumb stroked along her lower lip, making it tingle and itch.
And then he stuck his thumb in her mouth.
Quicker than thought, she chomped down on the digit with her teeth.

Really not seeing the greatness of this book so far. These guys are manipulative, self-centered jerks who as far as I can tell, are crappy lays for 'pleasure bots'. Gideon is acting more like a villain. WTH?

Really not seeing the greatness of this book so far. These guys are manipulative, self-centered jerks who as far as I can tell, are crappy lays for 'pleasure bots'. Gideon is acting more like a villain. WTH?