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Ms. Smartarse
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'I'm not afraid of Andy,' said Trev. As a statement this was entirely true. He was not frightened of Andy. He was mortally terrified. to his boots and back again, with a visceral fear that dripped off his ribs like melting snow.
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Ms. Smartarse
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'Are you referring to the Loko business?' said Henry. 'You needn't look surprised.'
'I don't intend to. I am surprised,' said Vetinari, 'but please credit me with not looking surprised unless, of course, there is some advantage in doing so.'
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'I don't intend to. I am surprised,' said Vetinari, 'but please credit me with not looking surprised unless, of course, there is some advantage in doing so.'
Ms. Smartarse
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'And so you tell them things, do you?'
Ponder sighed. 'Yes, of course.'
'I don't think I approve of that,' said Ridcully. 'I'm all for the free sharing of information, provided it's them sharing their information with us.'
'Yes, sir, but I think we're rather hampered by the meaning of the word "sharing".'
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Ponder sighed. 'Yes, of course.'
'I don't think I approve of that,' said Ridcully. 'I'm all for the free sharing of information, provided it's them sharing their information with us.'
'Yes, sir, but I think we're rather hampered by the meaning of the word "sharing".'
Ms. Smartarse
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'What did you say?'
'I luvim.'
'You can't!'
'He saved my life!'
'That's no basis for a relationship! A polite thank you would have sufficed!'
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'I luvim.'
'You can't!'
'He saved my life!'
'That's no basis for a relationship! A polite thank you would have sufficed!'
