Status Updates From Conclave

Well I didn’t make my goal for February but I attribute that to February being a short month lol

Still going slow but starting to get a little scandalous (we’re talking secret affairs with nuns in the middle of the night!!!)

Which reminds me - I’ve been hit on while dressed as a nun teehee

“I am what God made me, Your Eminence. It seemed to me more of a sin to correct His handiwork than to leave my body as it was.”