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Can you imagine finding out that you kissed a hot, nerdy, rich vampire and being like boo hoo poor me I had my tongue inside of a creature from hell? Excuse me ma’am. I’m not sure we can be friends.

Super fun, but also what am I reading? There are a few minor things I don’t think would fly as easily today. I don’t know how I’d feel if I heard someone say I walked like an anorexic panther for example…