Status Updates From Pelham; Or, The Adventures ...

logging this on goodreads only because it has so few ratings - pelham is a gallant of dandiacal porportions. - the novel itself is bit ridiculous however.

My bootleg unabridged copy doesn’t have page numbers, so I think I’m on page 236 with 100 pages to go. Another lesson I’ve learned from Pelham: If you’re at a party you can start a dog fight to avoid an awkward social interaction.

I think the main character and his friends in Paris just killed a monkey? I’m reading the uncut Pelham. Seriously curious if this made the traditionally published version.

It's hard to be accurate with a book that hasn't been properly in print for well over a hundred years (and was originally published in four volumes). My ebook version has 427 pages, not 232. I'm in part 2 of 4. There's a lot of humor and innuendo. I'm enjoying this!