Status Updates From Merlin (The Pendragon Cycle...

'"After a hunt," she told me, amusement glimmering in eyes the color of cornflowers, "I am accustomed to swim." She paused and looked me up and down. "You could do with a bath as well...." [sic] In truth, the prospect of bathing with this beautiful young woman sent a ripple of pleasure through my loins.' I love high fantasy but nerds writing romance is the most awkward shit ever.