Status Updates From Disco Biscuits

"Ah forgot that cunt wis deid, wasted a fuckin kebab!" 🤣 Irvine Welsh is ridiculous 😆

I'm going to be entirely honest about this, I was watching Death in Paradise (we watch really random stuff "in the background" while we game/read/write), and one of the characters (Played by Neil Morressey (or, if you had small children, Bob the Builder)) was called Discobiscuit. I then remembered a really cool story I read as a teen, I hope it's in here...