Status Updates From Clean Like a Man: Housekeep...

"Chemical weapons may have been outlawed by the Geneva Convention, but they're 100% cool to use in your bathroom."

Favorite tip so far: if you don't have time for a thorough cleaning before guests arrive, spray something that smells nice and remember, if your lights are dimmer, your space will look cleaner.

$1 Half Price Book find.

"A friend of mine always hides his wife's Christmas gifts in the oven because he knows his wife never uses it." HYUK HYUK THOSE LAZY DAMES, RIGHT GUYS!?

The advice and info so far is top notch, but I keep stopping to read my wife some of the bizarre, off-key groaners McNulty keeps inserting as commentary. Just came across this gem: “While women spent the nineties empowering themselves, men were going to encounter groups to learn how to be politically correct and get in touch with our feelings. But nobody taught us how to get in touch with a vacuum cleaner.”