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AND HER DAD IS FINE WITH THIS?????????????????????????

i swear this book will make me VOMIT

"I was yours, too," he said. "I told you that. I was yours since the day you were born."
She made a face. "I can't have been too impressive as a baby."
"You were slimy and squalling and beautiful," he assured her. "I fell in love with you from the first moment I saw you." He saw and felt her puzzled look. "I made it official when you were seven."

like PLEASE STOP WTF

so what you're telling me is that this fey feels the most free when he's given up all of his agency to a man

Some thoughts:
- Bro what do you mean Ril watched the female lead grow up since she was a baby and also wants her to be "his queen" 💀💀💀 i hate it i hate it ew ew ew
- also "taking her pattern into him" he basically marked her as his own bro like 💀
- there's a weird amount of urinating in this book
- i feel like the harem in the desert country might be a little racist idk

i feel like the men in this book only think about sex and murder tf

"What's your name?" "Wat." "What?" "Yes." Already