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What would we do without the local coffee shop?

Asexual reproduction was looking better all the time, I reflected as I got ready for bed. At the rate I was going, it was the only way I'd get any action. And by dividing and multiplying, I'd lose weight, too. A win-win scenario.

Some of the conspiracies seemed straight out of the X-Files. I kept expecting little green men to enter into the equation at any moment, but when I asked about them, I was given a pitying look and told in no uncertain terms that they were grey, not green.