Status Updates From The Return of the King (Lor...

Tolkien is the goat

Everything’s going great! Why is there still half a book left…

So yeah somehow i made it my whole life without ever having lotr spoiled for me and i've put roughly 1,000 pages into this series already and 8 hours of extended cuts of the first two movies over the course of a year and a half and my own dad who i talk to every day and knows all of this already spoiled it to me today :') it's fine :') reading is one of my few joys in life :') no don't worry really i'm fine :')