Status Updates From Gott hassen

None of yall can tell me shit about this book because simply none of you get it like I do

Kinda bad so far

“The Norwegian language is full of words to describe my sins and mistakes; it’s my forced vernacular, a language fit for people who don’t really understand language, who don’t understand poetry or the need to communicate.”

“Maybe there’s something wrong with the Norwegian language altogether. Maybe Norwegian doesn’t have the right words or sounds to really express pleasure. It feels like a provincial language, a language only appropriate for small talk about the weather, church services, Baptist church congregations, boat manuals and sermons.”

“Hatred is my imaginary world, my pleasure dome. How would you even say pleasure dome in Norwegian? You don’t. Definitely not in a southern accent”

the big problem

“Even now, I identify with the little match girl from Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tale. Sitting in a freezing alley, she’s warmed by images of everyone else’s Merry Christmas, and just like her, I steal heat from other people’s creed to warm my cold demon soul."

“I hate God.
It feels primitive and pitiful to say it, but I’m a primitive and pitiful person.”

whoa these girls are really against god