Status Updates From 100% Match (Pocket Nasties)

OH SHES A FREAK TOO

Im hoping that either Sara is the exact same as Bart orrr that she escapes this freak

Wow this book is disgusting i fucking pray nothing happens to Sara

Funny as hell

Well that was a wild fucking chapter

"She’s had more penis in her than…I don’t know…a penis factory. A lot is what I mean. Not my type. Nevertheless, she’s a nice enough person and I’ve even masturbated to her thirty-two times, once in the dumpster behind Jim’s and another time at the DMV." DAWWWWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

"The customer ordered the burger with mayonnaise,
so I get one of the large mayonnaise jars. I don’t think it’s one I’ve masturbated into before. But it’s hard to keep track." Bro get a fucking grip 😭😭💔💔

"I’m not simply looking to get my man rod wet. I can just as easily derive sexual pleasure from mayonnaise jars or crawdad holes. And have." A piece of information I did not need to know :)

"Jim once had a week-long stomach condition that landed him in the hospital after eating a triple cheeseburger I cooked for him. Actually, I was surprised he survived." I actually cackled so bad

broski sounds like an old version of clavicular

I'm loving this already

im only 10% in and i already want to bleach my eyes

Idek if i’ll be able to finish this

Bitch what