Status Updates From Rose and Renaissance#1

idk how to explain this but this danmei feels exceptionally korean

He’s already aware of the consequences of having feelings for Xia Xiqing.
He can still get out, if he wants to. It’s not too late.

*The quickest way to get rid of him then is to tell him you’ve caught feelings.*

The mysteries of the show are shattered to pieces, as Xia Xiuze innocently optimistic worldview.
“Why?! How can you be so cruel? Are you a monster?” Xia Xiuze rolls over on the floor, kicking the air angrily. “I hate you!”
Seeing the two idiotic individuals, Zhou Ziheng can’t help but smile. Something about this scene grabs his attention, making him want to turn his head.

ZZH:You are literally the worst person I have ever met.
Why do his insults sound like they belong to an elementary school playground?

😏

“No, sir, it’s just…” Awkward, the steward coughs as he supports Xia Xiqing, who is about to slide down. With an apologetic look, he explains, “This elevator needs a key card to work. It won’t go up otherwise.”
He points to the scanning device. Zhou Ziheng wishes very hard for this elevator to explode.
💥💥💥🤣🤣

Without raising his head or even any consideration at all, Zhou Ziheng gives in to his desire for a quick retort to Xia Xiqing’s question and blurts, “You’ll always be my suspect.”
In the face of such a double entendre, even an experienced player of the dating game like Xia Xiqing has to pause for a moment.

“Twenty grand? What a price tag.” The man gives him a once-over. “You got gold plating in your ass or what?”
Seeing the man asses him, Xia Xiqing’s gaze immediately cools down. In a mild, low voice, he spits out a sentence that is quite contrary to his sweet appearance.
“I’ve got diamonds in my dick.”