Status Updates From A True History of the Hula ...

🤡 they are convinced that they are right, and we need to convince them of a different right.

⭕️’Ha! Is someone politely knocking, for us to allow them to enter?’

🤡as if any king will set free one thousand people for a handful of clowns

⭕️it is hard to eat enough food to keep up with the weight the hula hoops take off

When she asked why he said it was not a good thing for a circus to have an animal die in it.

‘It must be an honor to be playing at a royal wedding’
‘An honor? It’s just another performance’

...That is how we became the watch-making center of the world

Madame also says that making all the hula hoops go around and around takes a lot of energy from your body. At the end of each performance you must sit with your back to the tree and ask politely “s’il vous plait” and stay there for five minutes. Then say “merci” and you will be given energy from the tree

‘There’s all sorts of different wars for all sorts of different reasons.’

‘You got pretty good at hula hooping, didn’t you?’
‘I went to Russia and studied’
‘Really? Where?’
‘The Moscow State Circus School. ....’

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🇷🇺love this chapter😍⭕️

‘One problem is difficult, two problems are distracting, but twenty problems- well, that’s comedy!’

An absolute howler at the end of chapter two. Judith Lanigan thinks Albury in southern NSW i is in a desert!! Geographically challenged or just plain lazy?