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bruh i don’t remember any of this book

shit is going down tho idk how book vidia could ever be redeemable

i just know this book had 10 year old me seething with jealousy, this gwendolyn gurl is living my dream fr

loved this

"“Tink?” Gwendolyn said. “Did I hurt you?”
She tugged her bangs. “No.”
But Terence sounded reproachful. “You knocked the wind out of her.”
“I’d fly backwards if I could.”
“Never mind,” Tink said, scowling at Terence."

protective bf

“Love,” Vidia said, “throw me.”
“Really? Throw you?”
“Hard, the way you threw the lute.”
“Why?”
“To make me fly faster, sweet.”
“But you’re already the fastest.”
“And you’re already the least intelligent. One can always go faster, dear.”

LMAO

"Gwendolyn flew lower, waving back. “Hello! You’re so beautiful.”
But their greeting had been for Peter alone. They dived and splashed. Gwendolyn brushed the droplets off her skirt.
“They’re snobs,” he said. “You have to have a tail to be somebody to them.”
“They like you.”
“I’m Peter.”"

he's such a little shit

"He was shorter than she was, but Wendy had gone to Never Land a hundred years before."

how many generations have passed omg