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Bobby Ingram
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Pratchett vamps while also in the middle of D20 doing a vamp season. What a time to be alive.
Daily Granny & Death:
‘Am I dyin’?’
YES.
‘Will I die?’
YES.
Granny thought this over.
‘But from your point of view, everyone is dying and everyone will die, right?’
YES.
‘So you aren’t actually bein’ a lot of help, strictly speakin’.’
I’M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THE TRUTH. PERHAPS YOU WERE EXPECTING JELLY AND ICE CREAM?
— May 16, 2026 02:47PM
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Daily Granny & Death:
‘Am I dyin’?’
YES.
‘Will I die?’
YES.
Granny thought this over.
‘But from your point of view, everyone is dying and everyone will die, right?’
YES.
‘So you aren’t actually bein’ a lot of help, strictly speakin’.’
I’M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THE TRUTH. PERHAPS YOU WERE EXPECTING JELLY AND ICE CREAM?














