Status Updates From The Good Soldier Švejk

Lieutenant Dub used the opportunity to deliver a lengthy sermon on how a soldier ought to conduct himself and what he duties were towards his fatherland and the Monarch, who was the supreme commander and highest military authority. Of coure there should be elements of this kind in the battalion they must be eradicated, punished and clapped into gaol.

He never finished because Lieutenant Lukáš interrupted his example from life with the words: 'You miserable bastard, you! I shan't explain anything to you. Get back into the van again and tell Baloun that when we come to Budapest he is to bring me in the staff carriage a roll and that liver pâté I have in tin foil in the bottom of my bag. Then tell Vaněk that he's a bloody mule.