Status Updates From Doctors and Nurses

‘As long as I make sure she has no access to knives, scissors, razors, guns, machetes, matches, poisons, and large hunks of wood, she’s really quite manageable,’ Roger explained to Jen.

"She went nuts at Disneyland. A few years ago."
A murmur of sympathy rose from the crowd. They too had been to Disneyland.

Dr Lewis had an innocent love of football which had only led to a few fatalities so far.

Jen is upset by the fact that everyone in the world now knows what a carrier bag looks like when it's full to bursting. Millions of years of evolution have come to this group awareness of the properties of plastic.

Hilarious and soul crushing.