Status Updates From The Dangerous Days of Danie...

The longest chapter is 3 pages... are we serious...?

This is way better if you imagine it like that South Park episode where the kids are pretending to be ninjas. Like hes just a normal kid with his friends shouting "im a genius three year old, guys!" And his buddy is like "im a giant praying mantis alien that wants to eat you!"
"Nuuh, cause I can turn into a tick and get away!"