Status Updates From Gulliver’s Travels

Turns out you can basically be a deity and boss people around if you’re outlandishly large or outlandishly small

“A child is under any obligation to his father for begetting him, or to his mother for bringing him into the world; which, considering the miseries of human life, was neither a benefit in itself, nor intended so by his parents, whose thoughts in their love-encounters were otherwise employed.”