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Funny

'Let's talk about why you drink. Alcohol... comes with the pronounced risk of liver disease; it is intensely caloric, highly addictive, and likely to cause unprotected sex w/strangers who will almost surely bless you with incurable diseases or stupid, ugly children. All that sounds promising enough, but isn't there more?'

Finished reading while sipping a sidecar at a local bar. I now have a list of drinks to try.

Thinking about @cafedarkness & @ChadBrownRVA tweets while I read.