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“I ain’t blaming you, but I know you’ll have a king in there, so just go and tell him Granny Weatherwax is here, will you?”
“He’s very busy,” said the voice. “We’ve just had a bit of trouble.”
“Then I’m sure he don’t want anymore,” said Granny…
😂

Oh *glee*
It’s been a long time since I picked this one up
The witches midnight palaver is just *bliss*

"It's a strange thing about determined seekers-after-wisdom that, no matter where they happen to be, they'll always seek that wisdom which is a long way off. Wisdom is one of the few things that looks bigger the further away it is."

"Magrat was the first to admit that she had an open mind. It was as open as a field, as open as the sky. No mind could be more open without special surgical implements. And she was always waiting for something to fill it up."

"and at least two of those present tonight were wearing Granny Weatherwax's famous goose-grease-sage chest liniment. (...) did prevent colds, if only because the distressing smell that developed around about the second week kept everyone else so far away you couldn't catch anything from them."