Status Updates From Crescendo (Hush, Hush, #2)

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! *proceeds to scream “NO!” over and over, straight into eternity, as they slowly drag me into a padded white room*

No! Not Patch! Anyone but Patch! (T°T)

DAAAAMMN!

I am RIPPING that shit! I am BURNING it up! No way can you send me a NOTE asking for me to forgive you after you KISSED MY ARCHENEMY and KEPT MY DAD’S RING! STRAIGHT TO JAIL!

Straight to jail. Lock him up, Officer! If anyone denied it before, here’s your proof. >:(

Absolute cinema. Well done, Becca. :)

“Whore of a-“ what, Marcie? “WHORE OF A-” WHAT?!

GET IT VEE! :D

NOT THE CHERRY COKE! VEE, THAT WASN’T EVEN YOURS! (ToT)

Okay, I’m sold Nora. Something’s definitely going on between Marcie and Patch. I mean, what reason would she have to WEAR HIS HAT?! :0

PATCH! I SWEAR TO ALL THINGS HOLY IF YOU DON’T STOP THAT I’LL- >:(

Sorry, I had to take a long pause there. GIRL! HE CAN’T READ YOUR MIND! YOU’RE SAYING ONE THING AND YET YOU’RE GETTING MAD AT HIM FOR NOT CHASING YOU EVEN THOUGH HE’S RESPECTING YOUR WISHES! YOU ARE COMPLETELY UNJUSTIFIED AND YOU’RE PISSING ME OFF! Sorry, just had to put that out there. Don’t follow Nora’s example kids, just talk it out. Boom, problem solved.

Oop, clocked.

If only his designer were Edna Mode. Maybe then he would’ve lived to see another day. :(

I bet they’re Amish… :/

Just wanna say…that was the STUPIDEST-

How is it that Patch has a way of making me mad at the beginning of each book? Like, let’s not make this a trend, yeah Patch? :/